This weekend

Person at work: So what did you do this weekend? Me: I went to a concert, went out for my friend's birthday and then I got chased by zombies all day sunday.

flossing in public

And no this isn't some euphamism for chicks whose thongs hang out of their pants, I'm talking real, live, flossing. So given that I ride public transportation in SF I'm bound to see a lot of weird things and this morning it was a otherwise relatively normal looking person flossing. Seriously flossing. The entire 15 minute bus ride flossing.

Camera stealers

Somebody stole my digital camera and I'm pissed. Mostly because they stole it out of my friends house where we were having a small party. I'm even more pissed because everyone there was either friends of ours or friends of friends. We give you free liquor and you steal my camera? Whoever you are, I hope you develop really embarrassing anal incontinence.

ever thought about being a teacher?

Imagine telling a student's parents while trying to maintain a straight face that their son has been having discipline issues that involve pretending to give other students "dirty sanchez". "What's a 'dirty sanchez'?" the parents ask. "Well," you say "it's when a person puts their finger in their anus and then wipes it above another person's lips".

love is in the air

So there are all these stenciled messages on the sidewalk in San Francisco - things like "Love is what I have for you" or this...




I saw one in the mission where someone else had written "shut up you honky" (or something along those lines) I don't know, I think they're kind of nice....

Sweet, Juicy

From Nora's backyard

Utopia

And now for some goat milking pictures....



Deirdre was the most successfull goat milker but Nora looks the most enthusiastic.

P.S. Goat Milk tastes delicious.

I can spell perfectly well

But you spelled "phenomenal" wrong you say, to which I say "True". I was on the muni the other day reading an economist article about how they're improving voice technology by more naturally linking phonemes, when I passed a big advertisement that said "Phenomenal", thus Phonemenal.....