Friday, October 13, 2006

ever thought about being a teacher?

Imagine telling a student's parents while trying to maintain a straight face that their son has been having discipline issues that involve pretending to give other students "dirty sanchez". "What's a 'dirty sanchez'?" the parents ask. "Well," you say "it's when a person puts their finger in their anus and then wipes it above another person's lips".

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

love is in the air


So there are all these stenciled messages on the sidewalk in San Francisco - things like "Love is what I have for you" or this...




I saw one in the mission where someone else had written "shut up you honky" (or something along those lines) I don't know, I think they're kind of nice....

Sweet, Juicy


From Nora's backyard

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Utopia




And now for some goat milking pictures....



Deirdre was the most successfull goat milker but Nora looks the most enthusiastic.

P.S. Goat Milk tastes delicious.

I can spell perfectly well

But you spelled "phenomenal" wrong you say, to which I say "True". I was on the muni the other day reading an economist article about how they're improving voice technology by more naturally linking phonemes, when I passed a big advertisement that said "Phenomenal", thus Phonemenal.....